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What not to wear...

I can't think of a show I dislike more than TLC's What Not To Wear.

Stacy and Clinton are pretty brutal when it comes to critiquing people's fashion styles. For one thing, is it just me or does Clinton seem to wear a variation of the same outfit on every single episode of the show? Fitted white dress shirt with sweater vest and slim grey or black dress pants. And Stacy...she dresses beautifully but does anyone ever get the idea that they don't dress themselves, but that the wardrobe people who work for the show pick out their outfits to make sure they don't look retarded giving fashion advice on television?

So maybe they do dress themselves and maybe they do have their own show on how to dress people but c'monnnnnnnnnnnnnn they're BRUTAL!!!!!

If I was ever on What Not To Wear, I'd punch both of them out if it weren't for the $5,000 I get from hearing them talk smack about my style. Maybe that's why no one else does what I swear I'd do...because of the $5,000 dollars.